Dream Book New Edition

The newest instalment of my nightstand novel of dreams.....

appropriately titled

Left Behind.

Two nights ago i had a dream, in this dream i was working in Ensenada Mexico doing what i have long felt my calling in life is and living on my Ranch tending to my vineyard... I was visited by the Lord Jesus while tending to my Grape branches, He told me that within minutes the rapture would be taking place and the world would be hit with the disappearance of millions of christians as well as military attacks and natural disasters, Jesus mentioned to me that he had promised through the Bible that because of my stance in accepting him as Lord i was allowed to be taken with the Christians off the earth to heaven in the rapture... He then laid out an ultimatum for me... i had been selected to carry out a very important task for God to put into motion the end of time, i could accept this task or i could be apart of the rapture and go with him up to heaven... know being it Jesus asking me to do this task i was not about to say no... I agreed and gave me strict directions on what i was supposed to do... I was to Go to Jerusalem and Shoot the Antichrist in the Head.

(And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast." Revelations 13:3)

I went immediately to my Yacht and took off down the Coast of the Baja toward the Panama Canal. By the time i had hit Panama, all the things the Lord had told me where in full swing. The Christians had been raptured and the world was in confusion. There had been military attacks from the middle east and natural disasters all over the globe.. also the world had been put into order of the mark of the beast and no one could by or sell with out the mark.. this included passing through the Canal... realizing that with out the mark i could not pass i swiftly decided to travel by foot through the south part of Costa Rica which was littered with military and guerilla warriors to reach the other Coast. seemed like 2 seconds and i was at the other side of Costa Rica and stealing a yacht and food from a small town on the atlantic side... from there i was on my way to Israel... half way across i got a email on my computer.. (dont ask how but i had my laptop) it was my English connection Friend Louisa telling me that she had been left behind too and she didn't know what to do.. after communicating she asked me to pick her up in a port town on the coast of Portugal and take her with me... i made it to the port town and could not locate my lovely friend Louisa.. i waited a while and got the feeling that something had happened and i needed to press on... i shipped off toward Israel to meet with my destiny... unfortunately moments after leaving the Coast of Portugal......

i woke up.....

another interesting dream for the Jordan Dream Log...

Top Five spot

reading my skate mag this afternoon gave me an idea... instead of write about something that matters, lets ask myself a what my top 5's are...... based on questions from issue 182 of concrete skateboarding

TOP 5 Destinations- TOP 5 possessions-

1. Ensenada, Mexico 1. Bible

2. Phoenix, AZ, USA 2. Skateboard

3. San Diego, CA, USA/ TJ, Baja, MX 3. My Audi

4. Riding Mountain National Park, MB, CA 4. Boston Bruins Jersey

5. Winnipeg, MB, CA 5. The Macbook Pro

TOP 5 Movies TOP 5 Video Games

1. Pans Labyrinth 1. NHL 10

2. Lucky Number Slevin 2. Modern Warfare 2

3. Snatch 3. Skate 2

4. Fight Club 4. Brick Breaker

5. Book of Eli 5. FIFA 10

TOP 5 Foods TOP 5 Skaters

1. Tacos Y Tostados de Mexico 1. JT

2. Sushi 2. Chris Cole

3. Shore Lunch Fishing Trips 3. Andrew Reynolds

4. Dark Chocolate and Good Coffee 4. T Gooch

5. Lebanese/ Israeli Dishes. 5. Sean Malto

TOP 5 Beverages TOP 5 Websites

1. Ethiopia Blend Starbucks 1. Bostonbruins.com

2. Water 2. Wikipedia.com

3. Lucky Lager 3. Google.com/maps

4. Chilean Merlot 4. Hulu.com (when im in the states)

5. V8 5. Vbs.tv

Top 5 Video Parts

1. Jamie Thomas - Misled Youth

2. Chris Cole - Ride the Sky

3. Billy Marks - Good vs. Evil

4. Chris Haslam - Almost Round 3

5. Ryan Smith - RDS FSU 2002

music make me crazy

johnny has always been an inspiration... and judging by this vi im deo not the only one to be inspired... great man who walked through the valley of the shadows of death and emerged victorious in bringing others out with him! Great man of God!!!despite some peoples opinion including my mothers.

stories of summer....

this story was from quite a while ago... i was talking about it with my good friends in England and LA and thought that i should put it up to keep record more then anything... name shall remain nameless for this was a foolish thing to do... this was one of those things that no matter how awesome the idea sounded... the follow through just felt.. wrong..! sorry kid... heres lookin at you!

This story takes place at a ‘resort’ town in southern western Manitoba, beautiful spot.. Big cliffs all around a long, skinny, river-like lake. the three of us were well known as the bad ass kids in town... when we were around you best hide.... If you had been awaken by bombs in the middle of the night, if your place had been vandalized, or if you broke a leg chasing down kids that stole something of yours... Well that would be us.. (side note with the bombs, actually gave a lady a heart attack by blowing up a bomb in her front yard) This particular story happened on a sunny Sunday afternoon.. One of those afternoons where everyone is already outside at 11 AM in their bathing suit, walking around, eating ice cream perhaps. The weather a bomby 33 degrees (or 95f) and not a cloud in the sky... Being the night owls we were, this was our down time... We crawled out of bed and decided that we couldn’t wait again until nightfall.. Something must be done in the sunlight... We walked outside a while thinking what could be done at such a time when... SPLASH! A young boy, probably 14, with a strong English accent sprayed me in the side of the head playfully with a water gun... The light bulbs went off in Joes head and we immediately agreed upon the task. You see this young chap from England was well know as the “annoying kid who tries to fit in with everyone by being obnoxious but tattles on you for everything so you get super pissed off at him” kid. Our dark idea involved nothing more then what he had used on me. A water gun.. The contents we chose to get him back with??????? Joes piping hot Urine. When the bottle was filled and the gun was ready, we jumped in the van and swung around the block a few times. Finally we spotted those bobbing blonde jerry curls and an shirtless over weight boy bouncing away from the beach and towards the road. With Joe driving, Corey in the back watching with Great anticipation, I sat in the passenger seat, gun in hand, feeling the warmth of Joe’s Urine though the plastic against my fingertips... Closer we crept, the boy oblivious to what was about to happen.. Here we were! right on top of him! Like any great “boyz in the hood” style drive-by, I popped up from the crouch position and hung half out the window. I squeezed the trigger twice, squirt* squirt*, by the time he knew what had hit him, he was already rejoicing..... and soaking up the new ‘friends’ he had made who wanted a good old fashioned water fight... I squeezed three more shots out as he was slowly moving to the back of the vehicle... Squirt* squirt* squirt* to my disbelieve after the first shot was fired he opened his mouth in excitement!!! SPLASH first hit right on his forhead with afterspray running through that golden blonde hair. SPLASH final shot directly into the mouth of the victim... Immediately changing the expression on his face from sheer joy to disgust and confusion.... We sped away...


Oddly enough we never got tattled on for that one.... Good thing :)