so yesterday i went and hung out in Hollywood with some homies of mine who have never been there.... now i have to tell you, I hate Hollywood more than anything about Los Angeles (well actually venice beach is worse but)... its grimy, dirty, stinks like shit, looks like shit, home-dudes left and right want you to cop there horrible rap albums, or by weed from them, weirdest sex shops i have ever seen, and its the place where your childhood imagination gets totally smashed into a million little pieces as you find out all your childhood hero's from mickey mouse to spiderman to dora the explorer are nothing more then fat motivationless mexicans with mask's on...
word to the wise - if you love the glitz and glamour that t.v. makes hollywood into. do not visit the city... avoid with your life the stars and the walk... and you can continue to wear to bed those old batman pajama's without imagining yourself with a pot belly, greasy mustache, and a taco de carne asada stain down the bat logo, sitting on the side of a trash can hoping that maybe., just maybe some ridiculous mid-western american tourist's dressed like indiana jones will want you to take a picture with him, his two dorky kids, and usually somewhat hot, soccer mom of a wife....
truth about venice and hollywood. beautiful picture. word.
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